9/30/17 Stuart – TCH3 #387
Now, on~on to the details.
Start location will be Halpatiokee Park (8303 SW Lost River Road) just off of I-95 and Kanner Hwy in Stuart
Start time will be 4:30sht for Pre-lube, 5:00sht for hares away – NOTE EARLIER THAN USUAL START TIME.
What to Bring – whistles flash lights, shiggy shoes & socks, hash attire, berfday wishes &/or gifts for the hare.
Who should cum – a…ll wankers near and far, virgins, virgins and more virgins!!!
How much is that hash gonna be yo? – $5.00 or a TCH3 Doubloon – covers pre-lube, trail circle and orange food a plenty
D-erections to the fun: From I-95, Exit at Kanner Hwy (exit 101/ SR 76) and travel NE toward Stuart. Don’t get too crazy as Lost River road is the first traffic signal just east of I-95. Turn right onto Lost River and follow it as it heads (I’ll take some of that…) south towards the entrance of Halpatiokee Park. Keep riding past the entry signs, and turn left into the Park & Ride lot located just behind the hockey rink. Looks for exuberantly celebrating hashers and you have arrived.
Locals – this is one of our favorite spots, but if you don’t know it yet, use the addy and GPS, or the 4-1-1 above.
No matter how you get there, be there to help to get TCH3 back on trail and to celebrate one more trip around the sun for 2FDC.
On On ~ Shack