9/4/17 Fort Lauderdale – NFHN Jim NAMING & Wildcard Labor Day Hash
The NFHN Jim NAMING & Wildcard Labor Day Hash Monday September 4th
Hares: Pussy Hair Crisis & the asshole presently known as The NFHN Jim
Parking is FREE: On the 5th floor of Broward College Parking Garage: 100 SW 1st Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33004. Thanks to SOMS.
Erections: From I-95 head (who said head?) East on Broward, South on 1st, take a right in the garage and head (I’ll take some of that!) up to the 5th floor until you see hashers. Or just use the googles.
Hash Cash: $3 make u holla for one beer check, one liquor check and some wine for the bourgeois.
Terrain: Urban. Mild shiggy. One or two busy street crossings.
Dogs & Kids? If they look both ways before crossing the street and like to drink lots of alcohol, why not.
Pre-Pre Lube: It’s Labor Day. Many a hasher may like to get this party started early, so we will post any pre-pre-lube activities in Downtown Fort Liquor(Lick-her?)Dale in the event comments. Feel free to comment with any ideas. We will be out a couple hours early at least. We should have free reign over some fifth floor garage spots by 1pm.
Pre-Lube: 6pm back in the garage.
Hares away: 7pm.
Hounds on the hunt: 7:15.
On After: Bull Market. Food & Karaoke! And ladies night!
411: Labor Day is for hashing whether you’re bourgeoisie or proletariat. Cum celebrate the market’s invisible and visible hands. There will be beer, liquor, wine and maybe a surprise (please, no gluten in the sacred vessel for this glutard). Now, let’s glutarded in here!
for us. Full open bar n food . 2.50 drink specials.