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LAST NIGHT I STAYED AT HOME AND MASTURBATED - UrinalFly - 07-20-2018
(sung to “Funiculi, Funicula”)
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good, I knew it would
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice, I did it twice
You should have seen me on the long strokes
Straight up and down, straight up and down
You should have seen me on the short strokes
Tickle the crown, tickle the crown
Whack it, smack it
Bounce it off the floor
Wrap it ’round the bedpost
Slam it in the door!
There are lots of people who think fucking is so great,
As for me I think I’ll stay at home and masturbate!
Drink it Down Down Down Down!