DAYS OF THE WEEK SONG

[UrinalFly]

RA: Today is Monday!

All: Today is Monday!

RA: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

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RA: is everybody happy?

All: You bet your ass we are!
All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dee da dee da dee

RA: Today is Tuesday!

All: Today is Tuesday!

RA: Tuesday is two finger day! (fingering motion)

All: Tuesday is a two finger day! (fingering motion)

RA: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

<Chorus>

Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)

Thursday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)

Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)

Saturday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute)

Sunday is a day of rest (low key, almost quiet)