(Melody – The Flintstones)

Hashers, meet the hashers,

They’re the biggest drunks in history,

From the town of (where you are),

They’re the leaders in debauchery

Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years,

Watch them as they down a lot of beers,

Down down, down down down down

Down down, down down down down

(We’ll have a gay old time)

(Melody – It’s a Small World)

Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick,



It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,



It gets lost in her twat



But it’s all that he’s got



It’s a small, small, dick

It’s a small dick after all



It’s a small dick after all



Always limp from alcohol



It’s a small, small, dick!

Here I cum, down your way,

I can come two times a day,

I’m your mailman
I’ll grab your knockers

Ring your bell

Gee, I really think you’re swell

I’m your mailman
I can cum in any kind of weather,

That’s because my sacks are made of leather
I don’t mess with keys or locks

I’ll stick it deep inside your box

I’m your mailman
When I’m walking down your road

I just want to drop my load

I’m your mailman
When I’m walking down your lane

Everybody knows my name

I’m your mailman
When that lady wants me to deliver

I just give as much as I can give her
If you’re feeling sad and blue

I’ve got something good for you

I’m your mailman

He’s the meanest

He sucks the horse’s penis

He’s the meanest

He’s the horse’s ass (hey)
Ever since he found it (hey)

All he does is pound it (hey)

He’s the meanest

He’s a horse’s ass
He’s rotten and dishonest

He’s always pissing on us

He’s the meanest

He’s a horse’s ass
So drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

He’s the meanest

And he takes it up the ass!

[For late returning walkers]
(To Elton John’s “Rocket Man”). by DucknSuck – Miami HHH

And I think its going to be a long, long time
Til we touch down there and yet again we find
He needs a map to find his way back home, oh no no no no
He’s a walker, man
A walker, man.
Been rubbin’ on his fuse out there alone. . .
Drink it down down down down…

Here’s to the (Hasher’s Name)
He’s true blue
He’s a Hasher
Through and through
He’s a pisspot
So they say
Tried to go to heaven
But he went the other way
Drink it down, down, down

GLORIUS VICTORIUS
Melody – Itself
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
Gonna get drunk tonight,
Like I’ve never been drunk before,
Cause when I’m drunk I’m as happy as can be,
Cause we’re all part of the Hashing family.
Oh the Hashing Family Is the best family
To ever come over From Old Germany.
You’ve got your High Hash Drunks
You’ve got your Low Hash Drunks
You’ve got your Asian Drunks
And we’re all fucking drunk.
Singing glorious, Victorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear, of the Hash House!

RA: Today is Monday!

All: Today is Monday!

RA: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

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RA: is everybody happy?

All: You bet your ass we are!
All: (raise cups over heads and make one complete turn while humming) Da da dee da dee da dee

RA: Today is Tuesday!

All: Today is Tuesday!

RA: Tuesday is two finger day! (fingering motion)

All: Tuesday is a two finger day! (fingering motion)

RA: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

All: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

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Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)

Thursday is a hashing day! (running motions, cheering, happiness)

Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions, cheering, happiness)

Saturday is a drinking day! (raise glass in salute)

Sunday is a day of rest (low key, almost quiet)

[For hares called into circle] - by DucknSuck & Clit Hanger – Miami HHH

(To Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”)

Assholes, your time has cum
Your singing’s kinda shit
Why don’t you go and suck a dick!
Good try everybody, but just so you know
I fucked your mom and she’s such a dirty Ho!
Momma! Ohhhhhhh…didn’t mean to make her cry, but my-dick’s-too-big for her backdoor…..
So you wankers, carry on, carry on, as if my trail didn’t matter…….

CHORUS
El Camino
El, El Camino
El Camino
El, El Camino

The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where you drive
And the back is where you…

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She can’t sit in the front
It’s where I have my stick
But I’ll take her to the back
And she can suck my…

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You can drive it to the cathouse
You can drive it to the store
In the front you put your beer
In the back you fuck your…

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Put your girlfriend in the front
‘Cause that is where she sits
If you put her in the back
She’ll show your friends her…

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Guys sit in the back and
The girls sit in the front
Put their legs up on the dash
So you can lick their…

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In the front you put the oil
In the back you put the gas
For the oil there is a stick
The other stick goes up your…


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