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WHEN THE END OF THE MONTH...
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:15 PM
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WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTI...
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:14 PM
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WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK?
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:13 PM
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TWENTY TOES
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:12 PM
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THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY...
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:09 PM
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THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:08 PM
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SOLDIER SONG
Forum: Our Songs
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07-20-2018, 05:07 PM
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RUSSIAN SUBMARINE
Forum: Our Songs
Last Post: UrinalFly
07-20-2018, 05:07 PM
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LAST NIGHT I STAYED AT HO...
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07-20-2018, 05:05 PM
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NO BRAIN
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07-20-2018, 05:05 PM
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WHEN THE END OF THE MONTH ROLLS AROUND |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:15 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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You can tell by the stain that she’s in a lot of pain
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her stance that she’s got cotton in her pants
As the end of the month rolls around
CHORUS:
So it’s Hi Ho Hee in the Kotex factory
Shout out your sizes loud and clear
Small … medium … large … super-duper… fill a barge
When the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the smell that she isn’t feeling well
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the blotch that she’s got a leaky crotch
As the end of the month rolls around
Chorus
You can tell by her pout that her eggs are falling out
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her walk that you will get it… NOT!
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her pain that you’ll be beating off again
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the string that she’s got something up her thing
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the flood that she’s losing lots of blood
As the end of the month rolls around
When she’s on the rag, you can only cry and beg
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her walk that you’ll sit around and talk
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the stench that she’s a bloody wench
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by her eyes that there’s blood between her thighs
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell that it itches by the way she always bitches
As the end of the month rolls around
You can bet it ain’t sweat when her underwear is wet
As the end of the month rolls around
You can tell by the stink that she isn’t in the pink
As the end of the month rolls around
If she won’t let you pump you can do it in her rump
As the end of the month rolls around
If your sex life is a loss and your cock is growing moss
As the end of the month rolls around
If you give her enough beer you can do her in the rear
As the end of the month rolls around
If you get near her with your cock, she’ll tell you to take a walk
As the end of the month rolls around
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WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:14 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,
He’s no fuckin’ use at all
They say he’s a joy to his mother,
But he’s a pain in the asshole to me,
So, drink it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
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WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK? |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:13 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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Melody – Where Oh Where Were You Last Night (from Hee Haw)
Where, Oh where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren’t even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.
Down, Down, Drink it all Down
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren’t even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer.
Drink it down, down, down, down . . .
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TWENTY TOES |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:12 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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There’s a game called ‘Twenty Toes’
That’s played all over town.
The women play with ten toes up
And the men with ten toes down, down, down.
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THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:09 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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They ought to be publicly pissed on
They ought to be publicly shot (bang, bang)
They ought to be tied to a urinal
And left there to fester and rot and rot and rot
Drink it down, down, down . . .
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THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:08 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
He shat about a peck
He puckered up his little asshole
Asshole, asshole, asshole
He puckered up his little asshole
Drink it down, down, down…
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SOLDIER SONG |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:07 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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Asshole, asshole… a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss… two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt… I’ll fight for my country
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
Drink it down, down, down
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RUSSIAN SUBMARINE |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:07 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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(Sung to Yellow Submarine)
In the town, where I was born
Lived a man, with a PhD
And he told, us of his job
Making faulty, submarines
So we sailed, up to the north
Till we found, the Barents Sea
And we sank, beneath the waves
In our Russian, submarine
CHORUS:
We all drowned in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
We all drowned in a Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
A Russian Submarine
Casualties, jump by the score
As we hit, the ocean floor
And the air, begins to fade
in our Russian, submarine
CHORUS
Radiation, makes us hot
Hypothermia, makes us not
Turning blue, and glowing green
In our Russian, submarine
CHORUS
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LAST NIGHT I STAYED AT HOME AND MASTURBATED |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:05 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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(sung to “Funiculi, Funicula”)
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so good, I knew it would
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice, I did it twice
You should have seen me on the long strokes
Straight up and down, straight up and down
You should have seen me on the short strokes
Tickle the crown, tickle the crown
Whack it, smack it
Bounce it off the floor
Wrap it ’round the bedpost
Slam it in the door!
There are lots of people who think fucking is so great,
As for me I think I’ll stay at home and masturbate!
Drink it Down Down Down Down!
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NO BRAIN |
Posted by: UrinalFly - 07-20-2018, 05:05 PM - Forum: Our Songs
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(to the tune of “No Rain” by Blind Melon : ) by Sacksquats – Wildcard H3
All I can say is that the Hash is pretty strange
We like running for BEER in sun or rain
And all we can do is just drink a beer or two
And Range and shout “RU?” but it’s not sane… it’s not sa-a-a-aane
I just want someone to say to me, ON ON ON ON
We’ll follow plops, checks and false trails…eh-yeah-eh
You know we’d like to see some boobs and dicks along the way
So stay with me and we’ll find True Trail!
And they don’t understand how we drink all day
And we run and then complain of shitty trai-ails
And all we can do is sing crude songs and name lewd names
And we laugh the night away, cuz it’s a great escape, escape, escape, escaaaape
All I can say is that this Hare is pretty strange
5 miles and no Beer Near
This wank’s insane…
He’s not sane, got no brai-ai-ai-ain!
I just want someone to say to me DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
This trail is off the shiggy scale…eh-yeah
You know we’ll never keep our fee-eet dry today
Screw the FRBs and we’ll find find true trail!
Oh and we’ll drink some ale oooh and we’ll find true trail, oh no, no! You know we’re really gonna, really gonna drink some ale, yeahWe’re gonna find true trail….down down down down…down down down down
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